Hi, I’m Dutch and I love bubbles! I earned that nickname in my wild-man days by winning a drinking contest in Amsterdam. That man decided to settle down and start a family. In 2014, I acquired my first kid and she has been the greatest toy I’ve ever had. This blog is my interpretation of life as a modern day parent. I will be doing lots of toy reviews and sharing my thoughts, no matter how terrible they are. I will be overly honest and rarely politically correct, so take it or leave it.