The Best Safety Razor Review with a 30 Seconds Shave

1 Nov

I’m on a mission to find the best safety razor on the market. Today I’m reviewing the Schick Hydro 5.

Here’s the deal: I shave VICIOUSLY for 30 seconds in my quest to find the best safety razor a guy can shave with. I have very gruff beard and 2 days worth of stubble. When I used the Schick Hydro 5, had no gushing blood, only 2 minor cuts, and the shave was pretty good. Here are some action shots:

Results were good:

Minimal casualties:


You can watch the full video here:

So why shave my face so fast? All in the name of Movember, who is the leading charity changing the face of men’s health…by putting mustaches on faces every November to raise awareness and donations. I got involved with Movember years before my dad past away from cancer, but their message and passage helped me heal. #Movember is addressing some of the biggest health issues faced by men: prostate cancer, testicular cancer, and mental health and suicide prevention.

Please donate to my Movember campaign here.

I donate all commissions from this blog post to Movember, so please do your American duty and buy using the links I provide below.

Keep her off the pole shirt:
I designed it myself since my main goal in life is to keep my daughter off the pole.

I’ll be doing more reviews of some of the industry’s best safety razors on the market in the upcoming months. Why safety razors? Because if I tried shaving with a disposable single blade, my face would be pure ripped off and I would bleed to death before the video even finished. If you are still shaving with a single blade, get with the times man! PSSSSS it’s 2018, you don’t need to hurt your face every day for no reason. Get The Schick Hydro 5:
17 blades & a handle for $27 dollar is an AWESOME deal. 

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